Terrible Idea IV

Martini Glass Coffee Mug

This wouldn't be a mug, as such, but a glazed ceramic martini glass.

Why is it Terrible?

It would possess a number of qualities that make for a terrible coffee vessel:

• Lots of surface area
• Doesn't hold much liquid
• Super tippy
• Difficult to hold without burning hand

Potential?

No. There's no potential to this idea. I'd hate to receive something like this, even as a gag gift. Too inelegant for a proper martini and too stupid to drink coffee out of. Let this concept be stricken from the minds of novelty glassware manufacturers in perpetuity.