I've decided a direct approach is best.
Skinny, the cow from Skinny Cow, is hot.
She keeps that measuring tape strategically positioned though, right? Or... I dunno. Skinny seems to possess only the female form and - for better or for worse - no anatomy that would require any unpleasant compromises.
Actually the more I look at these pictures the more I can imagine the mind of Skinny's illustrator; their brainstorming checklist:
|Coffee stains and everything!|
More importantly (most importantly,) could I have done better?
Part of what kept me from writing this post was that I kept thinking I was going to redraw Skinny, but chestier. That now seems like it's territory better left undiscovered. I find solace in the fact that if I had a client ask me for a "sexy, fit cow-lady" I could do no better than Skinny.
Although if we're talking about non-human food mascot relations, I think you could do better than Skinny.
I'd go with 50's era Chicken of the Sea Mermaid.
Hell yes. And that sailor would too.